Ultimate players don’t share

That sun was bright! Thank god we won the toss and we picked the side of the field with the sun at our backs. That was Coaches bright idea ;)  Although that really didn’t help us much, because Draft Punk ended up scoring the first two points.  I blame Partner for showing up a few minutes late and we had to play short a female. But she made up for that by catching a few long bombs into the end zone breaking two nails in the process and nearly stepping on Sharky’s head as they both collided into each other in the end zone (very interesting mishap if I do say so myself).

We fought those two points back quickly with some AMAZING catches by Jeeves! That guy was flying all over the place. Those grass stains will be tough to get out for next week.  D-Land made an appearance again this game and whipped out a few hammers that helped us take the lead.

As half time was approaching I noticed two soccer teams at the end of the field waiting to start their game.  As we were taking a much needed break (especially the three females!) we were approached by a lady in bright pink pants who was insisting they had the felid and wanted us to get off or move over a bit so they could play too.  Draft Punk made their way over to help us with Ms. Pink Pants.  The conversation got heated as we asked for their field permit and they were not able to provide one.

Pink Pants wanted to compromise and share the field. Can you fucking imagine?? Four ultimate teams and two soccer teams all playing on one field? She was clearly nuts! A long time Ultimate player from Draft Punk (Roger) walked over and said “Can I see your permit?” Pink Pants said “I don’t have one” Roger- “well then you can’t play here” and started to walk away.  Pink Pants “You are an asshole! And we will just play anyway; call the cops if you want” Michelle-“okay, go ahead we will just call the cops”.   In the end Ms. Pink Pants waited us out and everything was fine.  She wasn’t happy but that wasn’t our problem.  HRM made the mistake of double booking the field.  Good job she didn’t ask for our permit ;)  Maybe I print that sucker out and have it with me lol.

After that confutation we were all fired up and ready to win this game.  We were up by one at half and within minutes into the second half we were up by two.  Amazing catches and defensive moves by Green, Coach, Sally, Bunny and Tim to help us with the win! Seriously, we had some crazy/almost impossible catches that were made last night.   I won’t talk about the not so crazy and very possible catches that should have been made last night by me ;)

I award the tight pink pants (did I mention these pants were tight!!! Puke city!) no permit player of the game to SanJeev and Dan for their crazy/nearly impossible catches and defensive moves in the end zone. 

See you cats next week!! I might come out sporting some hot pink pants next week ;)

Captain

 

*FYI - I think Becky is being to nice about pink pants.  She was very loud and obnoxious and should not have been wearing tight pants, regardless of colour.  She also called us assholes which sealed the deal on the sharing aspect.  It also made me want to fight her.  Which would then have sealed the deal as this being the most ridiculous thing to ever happen on a frisbee field.  Also, I was very sore this morning.  I should not run that much.  That is all.