I Can't Feel My Legs

Sorry - that is incorrect. I can feel my legs - too much even - and they hurt like holy hell. I am 31 years old and have played sports my entire life. I have hiked Gros Morne and Jasper and Banff. I once dead-lifted my Echo to impress my neighbours and scare the cats. Never have I felt such godawful pain in my legs. No combination of stretching and bananas and Epsom and beer and ketamine (kidding) could relieve the agony from having run flat out for three hours in the unseasonably cold, pouring rain. My body hates me. And I hate Crucial Taunt.

But hey - at least it was fun.
See y'all at Tim's on Thursday? (Tim?)

I leave thee with some motivation for staying active: