Mambo Number 5 (or, Douche Bag Number 5!)

There were hipsters, incredibility bad traffic, food trucks, fouls, skateboards, picks, terrible calls, intense morons, bloody lips, really tall bicycles, a very cute 3 weeks old baby!! and a lot of angry hammers in the downtown area last evening.

I probably shouldn’t be writing this blog while still all fired up. But what a stupid game that was! Not much fun at all. I almost walked off the field a few times in frustration and anger. Could of been because i haven't eaten, but i think Mambo number 5 also had a lot to do with it. The whole dodgeball team just loved yelling foul and pick for no reason at all. That call on Bunny was hilarious. He was convinced Bunny shoved him from behind. Greg, did you catch that play on camera?? Would love to see the replay.

 Towards the end of the game after another crazy foul call i actually yelled out "Are you for real?” Can I really give this douche bag team 0 spirit points? Because I want to.

As terrible as that game was we did have a few laughs. I mean, come on Airbender (or AKA Fancy) was out there playing in his deck shoes. He thought he could pick up some speed his is fancy Sebago's. Michelle and Zoe came out to watch the game, which was nice, Chippy and Landshark were doing some great quick passes back and forth to each other yelling out “Sorry” now and then, every time Thumber would throw the disc the other team would announce “watch those wonky throws”, Leapfrog was doing his moves in our end zone getting most of our points, Sally was keeping the team positive and playing it cool as the handler and Sneak arrived to the game a bit late with his family in tow as he flew all over the field causing the team to screamed out “foul” as Sneak played awesome defense in my option!

The part that upset me the most was that Alex (Captain of the other team) didn't give me the spirit beer this game :) Maybe it was because I was out there being an asshole trying to fit in with their team while Honey was playing like she owned this game and caught their eye! I have to admit though they were bang on picking the player of the game! Honey was catching some tough throws all over the field! Meanwhile i was smacking down the disc right into Bunny's face causing a bit of facial damage :s yikes!! Hope you didn't need stitches Sandy!!

 See you guys next week in Sprytown!
-Captain Becky