BECKY!!! There are babies over there!!

Hammers...WE SCORED 13 POINTS LAST NIGHT!!  It was amazing.  A thing of beauty really.  An absolute thumping of the All Odds squad with a final of 13-6 (I think).  And boy did they not enjoy losing.  I mean Tall-ee McTall started out as a cranky dude (see first play where he attempted to call a strip for a female teamate but she confirmed she simply just didn't catch the disc) but by the end of the night he was just done.  With his own teamates and definitely with us.  Oh and the Becky to Greg to Becky to Greg after a "your not in" call was the icing on the cake. 

But enough about them.  Let's relish in our victory and in the fact that we are seriously amazing this year.  Some (but not all) highlights from last night:

1. Armsy making the play of the year - the year I tell you - when she scooped the frisbee from the front of an opponent by simply reaching over her in the end zone for a point to us.  Amazing.  The lady I was standing beside could only say "huh, that's why you guys call her that isn't?"

2.  D-jean playing like a pro.  All game.  But specifically when he let sail the throw of the night from mid-field into the end zone (which was caught for another Hammer point) by reaching down beneath the guarding player's arm and sailing a disc up and curled in.  It was fucking amazing.  My jaw literally dropped.

3.  Becky making some amazing pulls and one not so amazing pull that led Colleen (guardian and lover of all babies and small children) to exclaim "no Becky...there are babies over there."  In fairness, Becky did try to take out the 2-3 small babies hanging out on the other team's sidelines.

4.  Anne of GG being a defensive genius and annoying the other team every single time he was on the field.  Oh and scoring a super nice point as well.

5.  Glutes and D-Jean showing just what Canadians are made of and both watching a disc fall to the ground for a turn as neither wanted to take the glory of catching it away from the other.  Despite the fact that both could have easily made said catch.  So sweet.

6.  AA making a leaping catch to grab said disc and stay in bounds in the end zone for ANOTHER amazing point.

Guys it was my favourite game of the year so far, and not just because we discussed after the game Lenny's pierced penis at the Ship Victory over TRUE victory fries.  In case you wanted to see the gif I was referring to, here is a link:

http://gawker.com/lenny-kravitz-shredded-so-hard-his-dick-fell-out-on-sta-1722016044

Ship Victory Joint Player of the Game honours go to Armsy and D-Jean.  Both plays outlined above would be on the TSN highlights of the night if rec Ultimate Frisbee was televised.  Which it clearly should be.  At least all Hammer games.

Love you all.

MK