This title is meant to suggest that this entry will be to the point and inappropriate but also somewhat describes last night's game. Because our first big W of the season required quick feet and dirty foot blocks. By dirty I don't mean to suggest that the foot blocks last night were in anyway inappropriate - in fact they were the opposite - totally legal and effing awesome to watch. But I know Sharkie thought it was a dirty move, which makes it even sweeter.
But back to this - guys - WE WON!!!!! An ass-whoomping some may even suggest. So let's not discuss that they were a brand new team but instead focus on what we did well. Which was score. And score. And score again. Nice points were had last night with Sandy making me look good in the end zone, Greg recording what I thought was his first point of the season, Jean getting in some good runs and a few stellar points, and Tim and Armsy connecting on some long and beautiful passing plays. Oh and Amy scored from her knees to her children's absolute delight!
In other news, Jenn doesn't like Freeman's and wouldn't come out with us last night AND the Lion's Head has sponsored HURL so guys, when do we play at the Pit! I love playing at the Pit. Mostly because I love the wings at the Lion's Head (or actually I love the deck at the Lion's Head and only somewhat enjoy the food and booze there but whatever). Also, both times we have gone to Freeman's we have had table issues and because of said table issues I have no idea what was discussed last night over beer (Greg and I were forced to sit with the enemy) so y'all must comment on this amazing blog post to let me in on the gossip post-game. Because I love to gossip. Seriously. I am patiently waiting to see if Joffrey Lupul gets traded because he slept with Elisha Cuthbert and therefore cannot be in the same locker room as Phaneuf anymore. Also, rumours are that Phaneuf is a bit lacking in *clears throat* department. Just is case anyone else was interested in this information. My best guess - Lupul is not.
So on that note, I am happy to present the First Win of the Season Player of the Game Award to Sanjeev. Because he was just awesome last night. And made a few foot blocks which were awesome. And funny.
Peace out Homies.
4 comments:
Great job, Lady Handbags!
As for Freeman's gossip, last night we learned that (i) between rock-climbing, motorcycles, snake-handling and ordering Freeman's BBQ pizza - Pelch likes to live DANGEROUSLY; (ii) Jeeves is heading to Croatia to tour the King's Landing set from Game of Thrones (jealous); and (iii) Freeman's is busy as shit and quite lax with their big group table-hoarding children vs taverns by-law, which I may just be imagining. Jenn, you may have a point.
Great win, team. Savour tha moment!
PS: Lol, who's spreading rumours about Dion's peen?
His summer personal trainer (who happens to be my brother's next door neighbour). So totally credible.
Begs the question, what would you rather:
$49M contract, a beautiful wife and a pro hockey career; or, a normal-sized dong and the expect of your peers??
*respect
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