Friday, July 12, 2013

#bagofhammers #blog #fuckthewind!

Thursday, July 11 - a game we probably should have won. Or at least could have won. You guys looked good: lotsa great catches, cuts, spirit, defense, etc. Melissa and Michelle done did a great job of consistently being open (albeit sadly, a few yards out of my comfortable pass range); Nick seemed reinvigorated after his time on the DL; Aaron took a frisbee to the side of the face; everyone else did the things they typically do well… really, we were probably a few caught dropsies and flubbed passes (sorry) away from our first win of the year. Alas... no. (Also, fuck that wind)

Thursday, July 11 - also the game where Gregor's calm, composed, near-robotic demeanor finally waivered, and six win-less weeks worth of frustrations were exposed via not one, but two (!?!) violation calls against a certain tatooed, denim hat wearing member of the red team. Mind you, the second call was more of a series of exasperated hand gestures and head-shaking then an actual foul call - but it resulted in an over-turned point and hopefully, a certain amount of shame for said certain tatooed, denim hat wearing member of the red team. Acknowledgement also has to be given here for the captain of the red team, who was quick to intervene in both instances. Cool guy. Srsly.

Thursday, July 11 - also also the game where Becky provoked an opposing player to yell at her for… something? Touching? Picks? Eye gouging? I'd be interested in hearing the full story here, Captain. Please, in the comments, help us out!

The Armview Mystery Duck Burger (w/ Fruit) Players of the Game: Michelle and Cruddick for maintaining composure and (most) bodily fluids after taking some fairly significant body contact from a certain tall, muscle-y, aggressive (and oddly unapologetc) member of the red team. Ooof. Hope you're both feeling okay today.

Until next week - please enjoy this as much as I do:



Tah,
-AA

2 comments:

MK said...

OMG best video ever posted. E.V.E.R.

Becky I also want to hear this story. Immediately.

muiseam said...

From Becky:

"Oh ya, I was yelled at by a gal i thought was pretty nice during the game until the freak out! It was kind of funny in a way though. We were in the end zone, I was guarding her like any normal person would. There was great potential of her scoring so I played some hard defense on her and whispered in her ear about how her husband was cheating on her and it was with her Mom. She didn’t end up getting the disc. Bonus for the Hammers!! See, i did it all for you guys.



On the turn over, when everyone was quiet, she comes up to me and says not once but three times! “ You can guard me but there is no need to be pushing and for the record I’m way hotter than my Mom that can’t be true”. I could only reply with “ok” after each comment. I didn’t feel like I was pushing her but I wasn’t about to argue that and for the Mom comment, well I haven’t seen how hot her mom is or isn’t so I wasn’t about to argue that either.



On my way back to form a stack Aimee give me the biggest high five ever and says “her mom is super hot”.

That’s pretty much the story add or minus a few details ;)

p.s. I little push doesn’t hurt anyone and I never talk smack about people’s mom’s"