In my mind, the obvious TSN headline for last night's stunning, come-from-behind (tee-hee) Hammers' victory is "Hammers 2 Legit 2 Quit". Yes, it is as if MC Hammer's entire career was a Nostradamus-like prophecy foreseeing our greatest victories - such as last night.
Playing on a field so Soft And Wet that it threatened many an ankle and kneecap, the Hammers faced an early deficit after a soggy start. But soon after, the Hammers collective confidence was popping like so much KFC Popcorn Chicken, raining points on a dejected Random Fling - whose lack of female subs likely put them at a disadvantage as the game wore on. No matter, no mercy - This Is The Way We Roll. I suppose that's not entirely true, after all, the repeated fouling of Dan and his subsequent composure demonstrated plenty of mercy. Calm on the outside, likely raging on the inside, Dan's internal monologue could be heard screaming, you guessed it, Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em (boo).
Last night also saw the return of Aimee - Have You Seen Her? Player of the game, she cut, caught and counted like she had never left. Consider also the strong D from Michelle and some solid play from new Hammer Jason (and all y'all in general) - how could we lose?
Good work team!
PS: I am pretty disappointed I could not find a creative way to work a reference to Pumps And A Bump into the above. Sigh.
6 comments:
"Pumps and a Bump"? How about the next time a late-stage preggo Hammerette shows up at the field directly after a day at the office?
Or in the less subtle version, I s'pose that title could also refer to teenaged T-Rex and his raging hormones touching himself and eventually shuffling to the bathroom down a darkened hallway.
Good effort from Aaron at the keyboard, great effort from the team on the field.
Er, somewhat appropriate after Tim's comment... from Wiki: "The video for "Pumps and a Bump" generated a great deal of controversy because it showed Hammer in swimming briefs and with what appeared to be an erection."
Proper.
does anyone else feel dirty after reading tim's comment...?
Tim....we can hear you.....
Why wouldn't he have started in the bathroom?
Get off your high horses, people. Like I was history's only teenager who exercised questionable judgment in matters masturbatory.
In other news, I heard adult T-Rex became the very picture of gentlemanly decorum...
I don't know what that last word means, but it sounds dirty.
Sicko.
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