Friday, September 5, 2014

2014: Fin

It was an exhausting night, team, and one that we might want to forget. With but one sub, 25-degree weather, some pre-game demoralizing traffic jams, and an opponent comprising nubile University students, horses, horse-faced students, and be-sleeved American douches – the cards were not dealt in our favour. And to lazily continue this already lazy analogy, we hit none of the Turn, Flop nor River, and thusly got our asses kicked, 15-4.

So let’s talk about those 4 points, shall we? And the positives. Errr, actually, I was so winded and punch-drunk by the end of my second shift that I can’t immediately recall who scored – so let’s keep this general! Their man-man D was really tight, making it very difficult to get open for even a swing pass between handlers and laggards (like me)  – so kudos to Punter and Xena for being able to do so consistently. Kudos also to Bunny and Tim for their stamina and willingness to handle, and to Glutes for running his glutes off and for making some great catches. And I don’t even need to mention Coach and Captain, who are the anchors around which this team wildly flails – AND I MEAN THAT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE!

The Lower Backville Chiropractic Player of the Game, as voted by our opponents and as backed by me, is Tim, who played fantastic. Cheers!


Finally, and most importantly, please vote at the following link, if you haven’t already, to help Michelle schedule our end-year BBQ. It would be good to see y’all once again.

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Great season, team. Y’all are good people.
-AA

PS: stay tuned for some additional pics we were able to snap last night…